Kidney Now!

Nobody...

• Nobody eats at the Olive Garden anymore
  
• Nobody finds Jonah Hill funny
• Nobody cares about plot holes in the new Star Trek
• Nobody wants to see Meg Ryan's new face
• Nobody watches Lost for the characters
• Nobody reads Playboy for the articles
• Nobody wants to find meaning in everything
• Nobody likes religion
• Nobody eats carbs
• Nobody finds Dan Brown relevant
• Nobody cares about Jer3miah
• Nobody hates Arrested Development
• Nobody wants to see your fauxhawk
• Nobody eats a hearty breakfast
• Nobody sleeps in late
• Nobody uses the new Facebook
• Nobody pays full price at Disneyland
• Nobody hits babies
  
• Nobody can resist the Mango
• Nobody plays with their Nintendo Wii
• Nobody parties hard and never regrets it
• Nobody always loves their tattoos
• Nobody gives of themselves
• Nobody hearts the Padres
• Nobody really liked Danny Gokey
• Nobody is ever worth losing
• Nobody should never have friends
• Nobody really hates The Beatles
• Nobody does it like Sara Lee
• Nobody favors Dolby Digital to DTS
• Nobody thinks Chris Nolan is a hack
• Nobody welcomes you to the Polynesian Culture Center
• Nobody likes their PC
• Nobody saw Serenity
• Nobody should ignore Joss Whedon
• Nobody isn't afraid
  
• Nobody should live without a broken heart
• Nobody shoots on film
• Nobody likes cinnamon gum
• Nobody should wear THAT much perfume
• Nobody has ever seen an elephant fly
• Nobody likes morning radio shows
• Nobody finds Kathie Lee Gifford funny
• Nobody will pay extra for your supplements, silly
• Nobody doesn't like a good massage
• Nobody reads this blog