Unless all of this negativity is FROM UNICEF in an effort to pull attention away from Kony and onto them! And if that's the case, then you should just donate money to the homeless man asking for money down by the Costco...
UNLESS that dude is one of those fake homeless people who secretly has a Ferrari parked at Home Depot! Then don't donate to him, but rather go put the money under your mattress and hope that you don't forget about it.
UNLESS YOUR MATTRESS IS SECRETLY A CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION then ignore the mattress suggestion, and just buy a Kindle. I hear they've got Angry Birds.
FINAL THOUGHTS:
All in all, as someone* much wiser than me once said: "Susan, never suppress a generous thought."
This idea really inspired me and I've since changed my name to Susan. And so should we all, because that's the only way that quote makes any sense.
*Camilla Kimball, wife of Spencer W. Kimball, quoted by Bonnie D. Parkin in a BYU Devotional address entitled Personal Ministry: Sacred and Precious.
